J: At quizzo last night we missed the question on who killed the Hydra. We thought it was Theseus…
S: No, Theseus killed the Minotaur.
Me: What about Jason? And the Argonauts? Who did they slay? Medusa, right?
E: No, Medusa was Perseus. Jason had trouble after marrying Medea…
S: [mumbles something indistinct]
J: Did you just say she was a murderer?
S: Uh huh. She was a stone-cold murderer. Medea.